Apparently in Russia, you can have the dopest borsch in town but you won’t be a real player without a dope cellphone. So Nokia has taken notice of the rising fashion-phone market in Russia and has released a black Nokia 8800. Basically, it’s the same as the 8801 here in the states—sexy slider phone BUT it comes in a jet black finish. It’ll match your black iPod nano perfectly except for the fact that the Nokia is scratch-resistant and your nano isn’t. If you really want this black 8800, you’ll need to travel to the land of icy vodka headache to get it.