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In Gizmodo’s continuing quest to bring full equality to the sexes, let me direct your attention to the ‘P-Mate,’ a urination device for women that allows the ladies to experience the singular biological advantage that men have over women — the ability to pee standing up. Essentially a disposable funnel that cups around the vagina, like a little genitalia shoe, the P-Mate directs the waste stream into anywhere you might fancy urine to go. Say, a men’s urinal, a filthy gas station toilet, or onto one of your by-the-hour clients. Then simply toss the “fully recyclable” unit into the appropriate garbage bin and be on your way. But remember, as P-Company, the makers of P-Mate, recommend: practice makes perfect. I would add a bit of sage gadget advice that we men have adhered to for millennia, or at least since the 1980s: whatever you do, don’t cross the streams. (Thanks, Chris!)

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