<![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> [www.emmabridgewater.co.uk]

I think that this is the best canned food that would ever be sold!

cybergurl22

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> the only good thing about cheeseburger in a can is that after you've eaten the cheeseburger you can throw up in the can. -paul mcdermott

TheUnknownOne

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Let me translate the "About Trekking-Mahlzeiten" page for you:

Trekking-Mahlzeiten was founded in 1980 in Mörfelden-Walldorf/Germany with the idea of selling emergency rations. At first the products were imported from the US...

resonator

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @matt buchanan: well - if it comes with cheese and lettuce and pickle - in addition to a bun and the meat inside the can - then it might actually be worse than SPAM_

uberfu

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> sovsem oxreneli so svoei xavkoi pendosy

oBcOm_user

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> This is the burger the Hoff was seen eating on that drunk video...

Abasm

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a can today...

BendOregon

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> This is no different from Chef Boy R D ravioli or beefaroni. My concern is how do they keep the bun from going soggy? If the bun doesn't go soggy, I'm there. Hmm...the Japanese will figure it out. They're amazing with canned stuff. Amazing I say!

michaelwong38

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> NVM...I just saw the pics on Something Awful Forums and I will pass on the 4 euro burger.

smegz

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I do not like them, Sam I am. I do not like Cheeseburger from can.

gregbert

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I'm tempted to buy one and post the "unboxing" of the burger. I have serious doubts as to the presentation. I can see all the juices turning a bun into mush in a can.

smegz

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @israeli: As this appears to be a german product, I doubt it... you know, they're not that much into this whole "kosher" stuff.

hanswurst0815

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> never mind i see its been done, but the links don't work for me!

ShadowGod

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Someone *has* to buy this and open it up and take some pics! And taste it!

ShadowGod

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Call me when they have the bacon burger in a can. I might actually try that. Or better yet double bacon burger in a can! MMM...MMM...good!

mowglicub

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @wyldhoney:

that shit looks soggy as all hell

nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @Geisrud: 6 dollars for a fucking hamburger?!?!? it'd better be as big as a double double cheeseburger at johnny rocket's. people, especially lazy americans (myself included), may pay more for convenience, but this is bad-tasting and heart-attack-causing convenience! humanity is seriously its own worst enemy.

rimplestultskin

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @zenpoet:

I'm with you on that one.

aaj111

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @wyldhoney: Got it, had to refresh. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! That is the most horrible inside of a burger I have ever seen! What the hell? Are those pickles. Dang, you would have to have completed the pacific crest trail on a diet of moss just to try one of those! Crap dude, your brave.

nightsky

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @wyldhoney: Links no workie?

nightsky

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I love eating Burgers! This is the best ever!!!

SquarePantsNick

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Anyone want to see pics of chzbrgrincan?

in the can: [tinyurl.com]

on the plate: [tinyurl.com]

inside: [tinyurl.com]

closeup: [tinyurl.com]

another closeup: [tinyurl.com]

And a final quote from our brave cheeseburgernaut:
"I'm not sick and I say I would eat this thing again if it weren't so expensive. "

Enjoy!

wyldhoney

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> OH GOD I WANT IT SO BAD

Come on, Costco... PLEASE...

Pender

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I just imagine this cheeseburger to be soggy...like when you're eating a cheeseburger in the bathtub & then you drop it.

I wonder what the shelf-life is on this thing, though?!

be good kate

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @ DUSTYBUTT - That's 'zactly what I was thinking. I'm surprised no one proposed deep frying 'em earlier! American's'll eat anything if it's deep fried and on a stick. Why *shouldn't* it come from a can before it's dipped in batter, plunged into a vat of boiling oil, then skewered. Mmm, sweet & crunchy outside, warm, soft & salty in the middle... Ok, I'm making myself gag. I'll stop now...

Nattykinz

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> FAIL!!!11!1!

Elle Menopi

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @eoin2000: ,@cfs:
We expect a full review of the canburger w/cheez, and be sure to have some contingencies in place in case of violent, immediate death. Preferably a live webcam.

workingonyourinvoice

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Could I get a side of canned fries with that please..

scernos

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I've just ordered 5 of them. Google translate helped quite a bit. I'l try one, then the rest can be dispensed as...interesting presents I guess...if it turns out to be gack (lets face it, this is likely.)

I had a 'Full english breakfast' in a can once. It was vile...an affront to tinned goods everywhere.

True story.

eoin2000

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Gizmodo really needs to order one and photograph it for all the world to see. Come on someone please! You know you all want to know.

mgason

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @nutbastard: sweet.

tamoko

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Oh, it'll be "pantsed"... when it gives you dysentery!

JRo

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> This just makes the modern day food fight a little easier...pack up a bunch of cans...crank dat joker open and let em FLY!!

raizer012345

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> This was obviously invented by someone from the cold war generation, who was wistfully thinking of the days of planning his underground nuclear bunker and how back then he would have given anything to be able to pack a cheeseburger in with his spam and beans.

Bread in a can is awesome. Boston Brown Bread, full of molasses and raisins, and you have to open both ends of the can because it's the exact shape of the can - like cranberry sauce. You slice off a couple pieces, toast 'em, butter, and oooooh that's yummy. Seriously. I think it's next to the baked beans in most stores.

wench

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> In the immortal words of Mr. Horse: "No sir, I don't like it".

Galley

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> this site should be renamed to nutbunnybastardpower lovefest dot com. i feel like i live with you guys today...

lets all spoon while watching some tv...

undeadmachine

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Canned burger, plastic doll... lock the door.

Rustydog

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> just figure its time for another played out meme..

i for one welcome our canned...fuck it i cant even finish...

undeadmachine

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Why would I probably not hesitate to eat this? Oh right, I'm an American and we Americans love our cheeseburgers, except for vegans. Not including veggie burgers. No meat, no burger.

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I tried to order one... they don't deliver to the U.S. Oh well... they would have made great gifts.

donlphi

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @c0dek: It probably does fail at taste also must be loaded with more preservatives then 15 boxes of twinkies.

Patchouli

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Ok this has to be pretty gross I mean the bun has got to be soggy unless it been treated with some sorta hydrophobic compound first.
Even though I might regret it I want to see uncanning photos and it being eaten by some luckless test subject.

Patchouli

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @BigDanInTX: Damnit, you beat me to it. :D

rabiddachshund

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @c0dek: -but with chee, right?

strider_mt2k

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> cheeseburger? More like FAILburger...and a double failburger at that

c0dek

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> When you're on a sailboat at sea those conditions will make ANYTHING look delicious. And I really mean ANYTHING.

CaliforniaKid

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @jennyyu: Right there ----->

nightsky

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @Chumas: I like you.

HYPHY like I'm Dolemite

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @nutbastard: "I don't steal music"--You don't have to defend yourself against these swine! In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the final sin is stupidity. And no I don't believe a word I'm saying, and yes it's been said before! "Fuck you Efrem the wisdom cuts both ways."

HYPHY like I'm Dolemite

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> where is my comment?

jennyyu

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> interesting! how do u think this hamburger phone?
[www.cellphonefocus.com]

can't wait to have a bite? LOL

jennyyu

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> When I saw the pic of the real burger, it was like ummm burgers, then I read some of these comments now I'm like, ouch yuck

kendra68

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @nutbastard:

I actually do believe they were not written by him, but I do have to say that his apparent inability to ensure that a newsletter that he authorized, actually represented him well, does tend to give one pause about his ability to oversee the affairs of an entire nation.

robinandtami

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Well, I guess some of you have never been camping... That burger would own shit up about 1 week into the hike... If you follow the links, it goes to a camping foods website. Not like this is being sold in Wal-mart for your kids lunch.

burt_flaxton

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> So apparently... icanhascheezburger.com means "One can has cheeseburger"... How would the cats react?

whiskey

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I think it actually looks pretty good. When do you think they will have them in the us?

cricketsoda

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> seems like it would work well. It can't be any worse than that vile, hepatitis laden shiite that 7-11 sells.

Cell9song

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I dunno about you dudes, but I'd eat it. After a couple tours eating MRE's I'm basically immune to bad food.
Show me a lone goat, and I'll show you a goat with a stick up its ass roasting over a fire made from old ammo cases.

And haven't you heard of B&M Boston Brown Bread in a can? It's frikkin awesome with butter and honey.


Chumas

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Its just like Michael J, it comes in a can!!!

xyz

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @spincycle:

While shopping at the local supermarket (Boston area) one day, I came across canned bread. Being originally from the midwest, I had never encountered such an item. I purchased it immediately and ate some as soon as I returned home. It tastes much better toasted.

Also, I am sure if I had seen cheeseburger in a can, I would have purchased it immediately.

YamIinLawSchool

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> My bomb shelter just jumped from *** to ***** stars in the Michelin guide.

startoestudio

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> and still healthier than the golden arches.

SirNirian

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Is this being advertised with the aid of David Hasselhoff?
Will they come out with a canned floorburger next??


Kitsune_13

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Now im hungry...thanks Frucci...now im going to have to go get something fast to eat and plug up my pores with grease...or maybe just Tuna from the can...mmmm

smeee

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I have ordered three cans of this wunder füd prødükt von der Fatherland. However, since they don't ship to the US, I had it sent to my company's office in the UK where they will post it on. I will follow up with a taste test report when it's (ever) received in California.

What a long way to get a burger in a can.

cfs

cfs

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I'm buying hundreds of these and making a canned cheeseburger fortress!

Draconis0868

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> We don't have a class of anti-biotics powerful enough to destroy this thing. Perhaps if we can trap it in a probe-ship, and dispatch it into the core of the sun. This is humanity's only hope.

Vlad1v0st0K

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I tell u who loves themselves a good canned cheeseburger. Gizmodo's advertisers.

P3nnst8r

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> "It is day eight of a ten day trek. All the food is gone, the stoves are going."
WTH? Giz readers don't go on treks! No self respecting Giz reader would allow him or her self to be seperated from his or her broadband for TEN FREAKING DAYS!!! Give Me A Break!
I can't go for 8 hours without my internet fix!

This thing was created for gamers ie. "it is day eight of a gaming binge, all the food is gone, rather than go out I open this can and eat this bovinial something something!"

Parker. A

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Which pouch of wine would go best with the cheeseburger in a can? I can never get this wine pairing stuff straight.

[www.trekking-mahlzeiten.de]

matthewgerber

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> yum I can already taste the botulism.

CGrant

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Is that a big Kan-hunah burger? Almost looks like a Royale with cheese.

SamJacksonrighteousman

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I'll be first in line to get this.

Fire, printing press, sliced bread, computers... and now cheeseburger in a can. Awesome.

photophile

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @frndlybnny: When did I become some kind of bear icon?

Benny Goldman

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I would rather eat a dick in a box than a cheeseburger in a can.

ScottMcCoskery

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @yourfaceisjon:
How dare you blaspheme White Castle?

I would pay $15 for a 20-bag of slyders right now... considering White Castle's normal cost, that's saying something...


Magiksreal

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @Rabid_Panda: It's ok, RP, they're German. What do they know?

Brian B

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> This makes me think of the wendys commercial where the meat isn't frozen, its probably canned XD!! Well, whats next canned pizza?

--Tito--

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> wow! why is this post so popular? 145k views, its not as cool as the MacBook Air... Is it?

thistle.john

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @gary_7vn: I was just talking to my girl last night over a romantic (Whataburger) dinner about how they're the only fast food company whose food exactly resembles the commercial food.

workingonyourinvoice

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]>

BY BENNY THE INTERN AT 01:32 PM

... i am your little monkey boy, doing experiments for your amusement.

Does that mean you are moving over to Fleshbot?!?! No? Oh, Benny: why must you tease me so?

frndlybnny

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> no kosher version?

israeli

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> "Between the idea/And the reality/Between the motion/And the act/Falls the shadow." - TS Eliot

Here are some pics of actual versus real fast "food"...

[www.thewvsr.com]

And no word whether or not it has onions.

Gary_7vn

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Canned bread?
I'm scared, intrigued and scared again.
Where can I get such a thing? I'm willing to travel to Canada if I have to. It's right there *points*

s017jrs

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I know there are a few of you who actuall want to try this. My opinion is: post a picture of yourself eating it and i'll give you $10. There is no way I'm gonna touch one of those!

whiteknight

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @birdgirl39: recycling...

Con Seannery

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I cannot let this pass...
The IT staff here at work are getting a collective order together.

This is just one more thing to cross off the list of things I must do before I die.
Eat a motherfucking cheeseburger in a motherfucking can.

If I can find a canned shake, I'l be TOTALLY set.
I can't be worse than what they fed me back in my Navy days...

Mr_E_NY

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> It's made out of PEOPLE!!!

pupaboy2

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Sad to say, I would probably buy one at my local grocery just for the kitsch of it, check out the abomination in the face of God's will and use the can for change or something.

Odds are..you eat a cheeseburger from a can, you end up on the can yourself..

Magic_Whiskey

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @zenpoet: Cool man. Tao of Steve. I owned the Honda 250 that was used in that movie. Wish I still had it. And to make the post realivent: It's a cheeseburger, in a can!

nightsky

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> These will fit nicely in the new Cali vending machine that dispenses marijuana.
One stop shopping.


fitchbuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @robinandtami:
SIGH. The Newsletters released under Ron Pauls name a long time ago were not written by Ron Paul, any more than the Liberty Dollar was minted by Ron Paul. The thing about 95% of blacks in DC being criminals was a jab at the ineffectiveness of, and racially selective application of, the law.

I don't steal music, perhaps i infringe copyright, but as I've stated before, anything that ends up actually being listened to gets paid for after the fact. I bought two albums last year, Noctambulant and Akeldama, and they're the only new albums i listen to. 90% of my listening to anything is "coast to coast am" shows that i pay $8 a month in order to download.

*sticks out tongue*


nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @WorkingOnYourInvoice:
never underestimate the power of "WTF?"


nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @nutbastard:

I still like you even if you steal music and support a racist for president ;) But then I love all the curmudgeonly old people that I work with everyday as well.

robinandtami

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> They better gamma irradiate those or something... or else it won't keep properly.

Key to a good burger is if they keep the bun and meat separate in that can.

dcartist

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I still can't believe that this was the big article of the day. I guess everybody's as bored as I am today.

workingonyourinvoice

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> A Can Has Cheeseburger?

davehimself

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> notsi jurmny haz cheezburger in can?

madmonkey

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @TheAdAgency:

the face on the right looks like a Cherokee indian chief... wtf INDEED!

@CODIFEROUS:

you could keep it in your trunk, next to the road flares, labeled "for emergency use only!"

This does make me wonder... could you can any burger?

Could i can a western bacon 6 dollar burger and keep it in my trunk? that would be tits. I suppose all you really have to do is flush it with nitrogen and then vacuum seal it as well as you can. but getting ALL The nasties and oxygen out would be a bitch.

nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @CODIFEROUS: Yes, or regular munchies too.

Cheeseburger in a can? What's next, tuna in a pouch?

Sorry.

Selcouth14:41htuocleS

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I guarantee that before/after image is as unlikely as this beauty: [www.adrants.com]

TheAdAgency

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @nutbastard: You look like you could use a nice flame-broiled steak in a tin.

Kaiser-Machead on the Edge

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Two words:

Drunk Munchies.

CODIFEROUS

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I will eat the hell out of some. But hey, I already eat strange foods for people's amusement already.

benchilada.livejournal.com/tags/so+you+don't+have+to

:)

benchilada

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Where is the actual test taste? I want to see a picture of what it really looks like when it comes out of the can. This pic is some burger just off the grill, not some burger out of a can.

Gary_7vn

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> This is what they look like when they dig them out of the deep cheesebuger mines of the Congo.

skateebee

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> just the picture makes me sick.

Apsolon

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> So is the meat, veggies, and bun all packed in gelatin, like spam? mmmmm

redman042

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @CappinFoo: Just whacked Jews? I think you're forgetting 14 million other lost souls. Congrats on just opening up a whole can of worms. Or worm infested cheeseburgers, as the case may be.

Curves

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> This couldn't be any worse than a Macdonald's Cheeseburger just ask Morgan Surlock from Super Size Me

Matt_

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @BigDanInTX:
LOL very funny.


neoqueenx

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> cool

CappinFoo

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> This is what we come up with AFTER putting a man on the moon, WTF? Oh wait the US put a man on the moon, Germany (the makers of this treat) just whacked Jews, way to go!

CappinFoo

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @ CUDAHUNKER
I was going to say forst canned burgers then soylent green


Juggrnott

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @ANoel:

This thread needed it. It's officially gone to hell in a handbasket now.

/g/day is upon us!

P3nnst8r

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Is the can also edible? If so, they could put the can in a can and sell it.

Ianny

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Check this out fellas; instructions on how to cook this yummy processed treat!
[www.chow.com]

Nintenboy01

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @bunnypower:

>>>>> !! <<<<<<

&

oooooooooooo

_____________@________

swinging from a Giztree...
P_I_S_S_I_N_G...

/nevermind


ANoel

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> "Canned Cheeseburgers is PEOPLE!"

Cudahunker

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> THen the angel of the Lord opened the seventh seal and canned burgers consumed mankind.
Isnt that in the Bible somwhere?


Juggrnott

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @Curves: As he just mentioned...

Y'all have NO IDEA what kind of boyfriend he is. We've had our outs, but if you saw our behavior in real life, you'd start vomiting sunshine and rainbows...all the while woodland creatures would start fucking and wolves would be howling AAAHHOOOOGA!

BY THE WAY, @Vagabum: I remember re-heating cheeseburgers as a kid--and I concur! Dis gots to be bettah than dat!

HYPHY like I'm Dolemite

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @zenpoet: I turned mine in a while ago, but actually getting "off the ride" ain't easy to do without a *lot* of unpleasantness.

Rhainor

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Look at the bright side. I don't know why you people are so upset. The makers of this thing went to the trouble of ensuring that you do not need a can opener when you're in a rush to poison yourself.

djkevo

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @Curves:
yeah, that and a few hundred thousand dollars, but who's counting?


nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> ... Burgergrrl

=^P

ANoel

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I'm still waiting for the sex in a can I ordered when I was 13. Spent my whole allowance on that stuff.

Zan

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @ANoel:
tough to talk when you've transformed into an erupting geyser of vomitous burgerotica


nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @Curves:
HA! bunnypower is a Leo, i'm a Gemini. Trust me, im a sweetheart in meatspace. I've said it a thousand times, nutbastard is schtick!


nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I can see it now Mcdonals Burger King and Wendys just heating it up for you no more waiting for them to make it, now thats fast food.

Chagocal

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @Canthros:
Thanks. Ya I know.
This whole post is a good example of why the "idea" of a thing is WAY more POWerful than the thing itself (Manzoni's point).
Without seeing it or tasting it = 160+ comments.
If I tasted that Cheeseburger in a Can I'd probably be speechless.





ANoel

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> It's uncanny how tasty that looks . . .

onedergurl

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @nutbastard: I don't hate them. I have drawn my dietary belief system from their proud teachings. I can now proudly proclaim myself a stevecetarian. That means I don't eat anything that has been named Steve, or anyone that follows the teachings of the Tao of Steve. We can eat products that Steve produces though.

I don't know where I am going with this.

Cheeseburger...

zenpoet

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @P3nnst8r:
I was just going to BEG someone/anyone to get a clip or shot of this UNcanned. Or barring that, someone/anyone to give George W. a blowjob, or, (and how did you know?!) someone/anyone post a fucking Rick Astley dance clip.
/my lucky day.not.



ANoel

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @AhnyerKeester: Sure about that? MRE = Meals Read To Eat, so they shouldn't be dehydrated.

CyberSpy

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @birdgirl39: Jesus. The last possible defense position of greenies and vegitarians is always the fucking dump. Sweetie, the can is recyclable.

For the record, the term isn't "meat eater", it's omnivore. We eat everything - including cheeseburgers in a can. That, and we don't have to worry about a good dose of smug fucking up the way animals taste. After all, it's probably been tested on bunnies to make sure it's safe for human consumption.

Elvisisdead

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> is this the next soylent green?

discounteggroll

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @bunnypower: I dont think anyone minds the lovey-dovey stuff here, especially from NutB, as it humanizes him a little (btw, he is a Leo or something?). Human emotion is the only thing, at least for now, that separates us from the shiney gadgets we love so much.

Curves

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> "This is a cheeseburger.
In a can.
It's a cheeseburger in a can."

ROTFL!!!

brundlefly76

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @nutbastard: I am guessing he ate a cheeseburger from a can.

...and the world comes full circle.

zenpoet

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @kvstud: the can qualifies for a shiny new object.

HYPHY like I'm Dolemite

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Yikes. It sounds scary but really it can't taste worse than a reheated fast food burger (which is pretty bad).

Now everyone will rush to put 5 cans of burger in their Earthquake/Tornado/Fallout shelter emergency preparedness kits.

Vagabum

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Why is this on Giz?

kvstud

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @Bender: Pasta? Damn. I could probably eat mac and cheese for dinner for ten days. Probably. I was thinking of things like the powdered eggs (with bacon bits!), the dehydrated potatoes (tiny cubes of cellulose; tasted like nothing), the powdered 'milk' (blech!). We did get lucky at Philmont, though. We had real bacon for breakfast one morning. Not a lot, but it was a fantastic improvement, all the same.

@ANoel: Ironically, it seems that Manzoni's cans may have been filled with plaster.

Canthros

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @nutbastard: you called me "Honey". Be careful! No one wants to see that lovey dovey shit on here--it's a tough crowd! Human affection and kindness have no place on Gizmodo, so much in love with abrasive commentary, it's not even funny that people forget about the shiny objects!

HYPHY like I'm Dolemite

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @BENNY THE INTERN: Thus is the fate of all Commenter Hall of Famers.

This post-off is getting out of hand, i don't know if i can take it.

Related note, video of some guy eating this crap! Looks kinda disgusting.

[www.youtube.com]

P3nnst8r

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @WorkingOnYourInvoice: Hahahahahaha! Nah, son, he...wait he DOES know my password! STOP LOGGING IN AS BUNNYPOWER!

Nut: Pissing people off is what you do best! Well, ONE of them :D

HYPHY like I'm Dolemite

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @bunnypower:
honey nobody hates pescotarians because nobody knows what they are... and i dont know of any meat blogs. well, except maybe fleshbot, but thats a different kind of meat (it's like giz but instead of gadgets, they have genitals)


nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @WorkingOnYourInvoice:
i couldn't fake that! she knows bigger, more obscure words than i do!

little do you know i have benny the interns L and P


nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @Joe Alien: Bullshit. Proof that humankind has a way to survive Doom. And still have a cheeseburger! And this is coming from a pescotarian ; ) Where my haters at?

HYPHY like I'm Dolemite

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> wait that might have been omg ponies. OMG is from new york, right, and peeps from canada, eh? im friggin scrambled today. so i dont know what i did to piss him off, except maybe stomping him so hard in the COTY vote...

nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @nutbastard: stop logging in as bunnypower.

workingonyourinvoice

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I think this is proof, beyond shadows of doubt, that humankind is, in fact, doomed.

Joe Alien

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @BENNY THE INTERN:
thanks holmes. i dunno, ever since i got into it with peeps about ron paul he's sort of had it out for me. but for the record, im bunnypower's dude. just call me 'bro', bro.


nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Just imagine Mad Max pulling out the canned whopper instead of the dog food in Road Warrior. I imagine all the nay-sayers popping off back in the 80's, but look who would be wrong, huh? That would be the day.

SinAmos

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @nutbastard: I'll give you a void to fill, Bitch! ; )

HYPHY like I'm Dolemite

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @WorkingOnYourInvoice: I'm not scared! Proof: I've been dating Nutbastard for 2+ years!!!!

HYPHY like I'm Dolemite

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Amtrak sells a cheeseburger in a bag in their dining car. It was surprisingly good.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> oh and nut, you're my dude ... and everyone else, i hope you know what you've made me become, i am your little monkey boy, doing experiments for your amusement.

Benny Goldman

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @Pope John Peeps II: You're quite the curmudgeon lately ... I haven't seen one funny, interesting, or insightful comment of yours but I see you've been bashing everyone else with reckless abandon ... less talk, more results.

Benny Goldman

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Gross. Wouldn't touch it. Unless I wanted to die of a heart attack in the next week.

jim82488

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @JacquesAss:
Damn you! Beat me to it.
Stupid job getting in the way of my Gizmodo reading.



Billman13

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @zenpoet:
im at a serious disadvantage today -

i got up yesterday 6ish
worked til 4
sat in the car fixing ubuntu on random wifi til 7:30
then radiator hose blew
spent til 9:30 fixing the hose
cleanup til 10:30 (coolant EVERYWHERE)
tried to crash at a friends house to avoid possible snow in the mountains, but those bastards were noisy
went to another house at 12:30
forced to drink more beer
asleep at 2am
up at 6:30

and yet im still not cranky enough to just go around telling people how much they aren't funny to fill some psychological void.

good god i wonder what happened to Peeps yesterday?












nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @bunnypower: "*lays out submissively*"
Probably not a great idea. You do realize where you are right?

workingonyourinvoice

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I think the best thing would be to wash this down with a fine bottle of Jones' Turkey and Gravy Soda!

gyffes

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @discounteggroll: "Cheeseburger in a can is people."

ideaman2020

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Kudos to you Adam for avoiding the obvious joke. You can always leave that to us.

poppy

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> "Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen"

It marks both the beginning and the end of civilization as we know it...

ideaman2020

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> This actually isn't that bad, my friend worked at Dairy Queen and they did the same thing. Thier hamburger patties were in a can with a preservative jelly around it. This can't be much worse.

BrianJ7

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> this would be brilliant for d of e expeditions!

Yeebles

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Rollin down the street, eating an organic banana, sippin on raw Kombucha....shit this is totally inappropriate to the subject at hand! Enjoy your cans, suckas!

HYPHY like I'm Dolemite

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @JacquesAss: LOL

thisbeatisbadass

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> This is extra funny to me because currently I'm on a raw food diet for a month or two. Oh shit! Haters! Bring it on! *lays out submissively*

HYPHY like I'm Dolemite

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @zenpoet: Trust me, in real life....oh wait I'm not supposed to say anything about him [nutbastard]!! Hahaha! Well, maybe I can get away with this one; my eyes have experienced many a roll (and vice versa). Although, I actually HAVE seen people nearly spit out their beverage at his banter. And, we've both embarrassed each other, too. Dreadful! *snort*

HYPHY like I'm Dolemite

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> From the Gadgettastic blog:

"To cook simply boil the can in water for a couple of minutes and its ready to eat. It has a shelf life of twelve months and does not require any refrigeration."

RuralRob

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I smell a prize for a future giveaway! No wait, that is the old nasty cheese once you open the can. THERE IS NO WAY THAT BURGER FITS IN THAT CAN.

theespacepope

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> I bet it doesn't have buns. I'm guessing it's just a cylindrical meaty-cheesy goo with a slight mustard taste and some kind of little veggie chunks in it.

A bit overpriced when you can get a can of Wolf Brand Chili for 99 cents.

jetexas

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> Hmmm, I'd order one just to try it, but I don't think I can afford the 3.95 Euros. What is that in Americanos nowadays, about 10,000? I'd have to take out another mortgage, oh wait, can't do that any more...

RuralRob

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @bunnypower: and i responded to Nuts before I read that was actually one of the folks talking about lolzcats. I feel as if i have betrayed a friend. Albeit a friend who likes lolzcats. Which sucks. Oh well. Pope John Peeps can still bite it, as at least 19% of the time, Nut is funny, give or take a few percentage points.

zenpoet

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> classy

capitalass

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @nutbastard: i would have gone with a loggin of "notzenpoet" if I were trying to be sneaky. 'cause I'm not that sneaky, you see.

And I try not to quote the Internet, if I don't have to. You have my permission to ban me if I ever make a reference to allyourbase, lolzcats, or some other crap. Give Witzbold the heads up for me.

zenpoet

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @Scooter: You missed the cutlery pen caps, eh?
[gizmodo.com]

workingonyourinvoice

]]> <![CDATA[Cheeseburger in a Can is Both the Best and Worst Thing I've Ever Seen]]> @Curves: We could try to talk Steve from thesneeze.com into it. He has a great track record of taste testing really repugnant things.

Check out "Steve, don't eat it" wherein he eats such lovely treats as potted meat, pickled pork rinds, and Beggin Strips.