Is Your Car Gay? - Gizmodo Comments

Is Your Car Gay?

Ridiculouz — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:58:58 EDT

LMAO at Pj737!

(the answer is ...DUH!!)

Ridiculouz

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pj737 — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:22:00 EDT

Is that why chicks don't check me out in my Prius?

pj737

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cjh6793 — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:55:49 EDT

The sraightest car is an Acura TL Type S.
The gayest car is by far any Volkswagen.
The sexiest car is a Ferrari F430.

cjh6793

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roadrunnertypes — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:07:23 EST

The straightest car is the Saleen S7 TT by far. Either you can hang or you can't no in between. It should also recieve the sexiest rear end because that's all you are ever going to see of it, period.

Gayest car is anything by Scion.

Sexiest rear end is up in the air, but I'd go with the Pagani Zonda S 7.3.

roadrunnertypes

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Dr_Blip — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 13:22:35 EST

Men are so sexually insecure... it's not even funny :(

Dr_Blip

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RISC — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:37:27 EST

Agreed that this poll lacks any basis in reality - but I second the need to point out that Hummers are gay. Straightest car? Defender 110. so there.

RISC

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bubbaamc — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:13:23 EST

wow, what a bunch of dumbasses. I agree with takeshi, why dont we racial profile cars as well? The only gay ones here, are the ones who first published this BS. I think everyone who goes out to buy a "manly" car, is worried about their penis size. Is a gay car demeaning?

bubbaamc

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F250Man — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 16:40:53 EST

F-250s are great for plowing. I met a guy last weekend, bent him over the tailgate of my F-250, and gave him a good plowing. It's definitely the manliest of manly vehicles.

F250Man

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Brian Lam, Gizmodo Sanitation Engineer — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 16:26:23 EST

PorpoiseSmega, you are a neanderthal.

Banned.

(I am drunk with power.)

Brian Lam, Gizmodo Sanitation Engineer

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Traviswho — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:15:04 EST

"I say the poll is BS. A VW car is considered "straight"?!

We're talking about VW, right? The same company that has a car with a place to put a flower.

The only people who drive Volkswagens are people with boyfriends."

Have you ever been outside of the U.S.?

oh and maybe, just a random thought here... girls were allowed to vote too.

Traviswho

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usfgeoff — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:35:02 EST

3 Series gay, no chance. I personallyt have a 3 sereis, mostly becasue I can weave in and out of interstate traffic at 135 mph, while I talk on on my cell, through the car's bluetooth. My girlfriend is still pretty convinced that I like her and she likes the car too. She said if I had purchased a VW, she would have left me and hooked me up with her brother.

usfgeoff

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takeshi — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:31:51 EST

The poll is definitely retarded. Since when are cars gay or straight? We're really polling people's prejudices here. Why aren't we polling on the race of cars and music preference of cars while we're at it?

takeshi

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Troy_Powers — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:12:41 EST

The Audi RS4 is a BEAST!!!

Troy_Powers

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bobman1235 — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:54:25 EST

Wow, I don't know what's worse, all the homophobic "my truck is bigger than yours" comments, or all the uppity liberal "stop judging me by my car" comments. It's a COMEDIC article that may or may not appeal to you based on how much you can take a joke, RELAX people. Holy sheizer.

bobman1235

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Richaard — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:10:41 EST

Everybodys wrong, I cant force myself to read all the ridiculos comments on Hummers and big-ass SUV:s supposedly being straight. The largest cars are the gayest; the ones with large rims and a lot of chrome are cross-dressers wearing makeup.

Porsche Boxster and Cayenne is gay. So is the Cayman and the upcomming Panamera.

All american muscle-cars are gay becuase they are driven by gay people.

All BMWs and Audis are gay since I have enough money to buy one.

All asian cars are gay because they are asian.

Etc etc etc etc

The only straight cars in the universe are the Porsche 911 GT3, GT2, Carrera 4S and Turbo (996).

All cabriolets are gay.

Richaard

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maladjusted — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:13:42 EST

Well my gay 3 series gets 40mpg at 75mph. And people, we're not in junior school, please stop using the gay=bad comparison.

maladjusted

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Brian — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 22:06:59 EST

Danj3ris:

My Dodge Durango is definately a he, especially after I welded on the bumper nuts (http://www.bumpernuts.com/Order%20Page.htm)

And at 75mph, HE get over 20mpg; 33% better than the 1999 model.

Brian

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iamjames — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 21:17:48 EST

How can some of you call any Porsche gay?!? IT'S A PORSCHE! It can't be "gay". Ok sure, they made the chick on the Disney "Cars" movie a Porsche, but that doesn't make it a car that gay people drive!

Besides, think I'd rather ride a car that's a chick than a car that's a guy.

iamjames

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Monkeywithbananas — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 21:11:09 EST

The BMW 3 Series isn't gay at all.

Monkeywithbananas

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rimplestultskin — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 20:50:28 EST

why would you care about a car's sexual orientation? are you a freak who likes to stick it in her tail....pipe?

rimplestultskin

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IceDreamer — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 19:47:28 EST

Gosh, I think we've all really added to humanity with this discussion today. Now I'm sure that penis size and intelligence is directly correlated to the kind of car you drive. Thank you for confirming the stupidity of stereotyping and the lack of tolerance humans have for one another.

By the way I drive a VW Bug (Gay Car)
Toyota FJ Cruiser(WhoKnows)
Ride a Honda RC51 (Guy Motorcycle)

I'm so conflicted.

IceDreamer

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HoldtheMustard — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 19:09:44 EST

Ok, it isn't exactly a car and it isn't exactly mass-produced, but I can't believe no one thinks the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile isn't a little bent.

HoldtheMustard

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Danj3ris: man of many overlooked ideas. — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:40:26 EST

This is a load of garbage. I've never heard of anything more ridiculous than looking at a vehicle, which as far as I know has always been labeled as a she, and determining that said vehicle's sexuality.

(Wow, nice mustang. She's a real beauty.)
(How many miles does your hummer get? She gets 12 per gallon.)

So now there's a poll deciding which vehicle exhibits gayness or straightness?

I drive a 93 Celica GT-S. So am I driving a lesbian or a straight woman? WTF? Who the hell is the authority on this?

Danj3ris: man of many overlooked ideas.

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CafeRacer1200 — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:37:30 EST

Now that I think about it a bit, it's really very simple.....

WWMD

(What Would McQueen Drive)

CafeRacer1200

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And0 — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:33:57 EST

I can't believe my Miata didn't make the gay list. I mean, Reno 911 even had the cop in the bike shorts driving one!

And0

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CafeRacer1200 — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:23:14 EST

The styling of nearly all modern cars is decidedly asexual. So, we have to reach back a bit:

Gay: Any Hispano-Suiza

Straight: Jaguar C-Type or D-Type

Straightest of all? Japanese motorcycles.

CafeRacer1200

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Sarambi — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:21:34 EST

A4's are the best. ( I just got one a few months ago, and it drives amazingly well, better than my dad's E500 from 2003)

Sarambi

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thoughtfix — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 17:28:08 EST

I have a 2007 Toyota Yaris liftback. I named it Pluto. Picture here.
...
Please, be kind. I know it's not the most manly of cars at 106 HP.

thoughtfix

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PorpoiseSmegma — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 17:25:01 EST

I think when it comes to men, that ones sexual preference is directly related to one's political affiliation. The more conservative you are, the more manly vehicle you drive. You don't see too many hippy bleeding heart liberals driving an F-250 or a Hummer. Just like you don't see too many NRA card carrying conservatives driving a Honda Fit or a Scion. (This should stir up the pot!)

PorpoiseSmegma

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mathew — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:51:15 EST

Gayest car: HUMMER.

It practically screams "I'm insecure about my sexuality".

mathew

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Uurp — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:51:02 EST

Okay, "gay" and "straight" makes for more humorous copy, but what we really mean here is "feminine" and "masculine." I know plenty of both in either gender, so sexual preference isn't the issue here. Leave the gays alone, will you? And the straights, for that matter. But by all means let's mock the nancy-boys!

Uurp

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mbaronny — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:25:00 EST

My point about VWs is that ownership of one tends to indicate that the owner has a boyfriend. Case in point, the Beetle Cabrio, the most effeminate car on the road.

mbaronny

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drumz0rz — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:02:37 EST

BMW 3 series are gay?

South Africans clearly don't know anything.

drumz0rz

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seanmcleary — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:00:36 EST

Wow, objectifying women at every turn is one thing but now Gizmodo's moved onto homophobia? Stick to the gadgets, dudes.

seanmcleary

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ANoel — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:44:22 EST

Straight/gay whatabout metro/retro sexual?
Anyone else think the Prowler = transgendered?

ANoel

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Monty — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:41:56 EST

I am confused by this (I know - doesn't take much). Is the goal to identify cars that look 'gay', or the goal to identify cars owned by humans who actually are? They would create two entirely different lists. For example, the SmartCar LOOKS gay, however the Miata is clearly the choice of those with that alternative lifestyle.

Monty

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sfokevin — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:30:58 EST

I think a better poll would be a comparison a mans endowment with the type of car he drives... H1 = compensating for something... Me I drive a cute little Gay BMW X3...

sfokevin

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kracer22 — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:30:07 EST

Rockyhead says:

So this explains why I'm being tail-gated all the time..... they think my car (bright red Toyota Vitz, 2000 vintage) looks gay, so I must like taking it up the ass?

You said it.. not us.. hahah

kracer22

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NachoBoy — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:27:45 EST

A car is a fuckin' car is a fuckin' car. I'm a car enthusiast, but I'm starting to question why we spend so much more money on one car from another just to sit in it and from point A to B and watch it depreciate faster than a sack of mice on a rainy day.

NachoBoy

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thoughtdream — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:25:28 EST

Most Metrosexual car: VW GTI (VW is almost completely gay but the power/handling of the GTI pushes into the 'not-so-gay' category).

Most 'I want ppl to think I'm super cool': Any newer Mazda, suddenly they all become masters of the rotary engine? Yes, RX-8 is a kick ass car, but you sir are still a jackass.

thoughtdream

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Rockyhead — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:22:27 EST

So this explains why I'm being tail-gated all the time..... they think my car (bright red Toyota Vitz, 2000 vintage) looks gay, so I must like taking it up the ass?

Rockyhead

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[G-Prime] — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:17:32 EST

Only an idiot would quantify his, or someone else's sexual disposition by what they drive. Talk about your ignorant, insecure people.

On a side note...whoever voted that the Jaguar was a gay car needs to be disemboweled with a wooden cooking spoon.

[G-Prime]

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NotJonGreco — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:13:25 EST

Corydorf, I drive a scion. the box, actually. Is it gay? no. am I gay? no.
Since when does a car exhibit a sexual preferance?

NotJonGreco

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Shnyzx — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:06:23 EST

Gay: Aztek
Best Ass: New Challenger mmm....

Shnyzx

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SharkJumper — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:49:54 EST

Tom and Ray already did this. I like their list better.

SharkJumper

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MacBastard — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:44:52 EST

Most Lesbian Car: Subaru Forester

Rich Gay Car: Porsche Boxster

Poor Gay Car: VW Beetle Convertible

MacBastard

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MacBastard — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:42:59 EST

Most Lesbian Car: Subaru Forester

The Bastard

MacBastard

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Jones Foyer — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:29:54 EST

If I like a car's ass, am I gay? This makes no sense. I think masculine --> feminine would be more logical, because some girls in a white golf convertable are straight, but a guy in that car is gay.

Jones Foyer

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gizmofo — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:27:50 EST

I think most people that drive Porsche take it up the butt as well. Seriously, they had to install very light-weight doors at the dealership to accommodate the limp wrist-ed.

gizmofo

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calpis — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:25:39 EST

Gayest car: BMW M-Coupe, which is also considered to be the real life version of the Ace and Gary penismobile.

calpis

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daveghax — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:21:57 EST

yeah, this poll is a load. there is nothing gay about any 3 Series, and there is nothing straight about a Jetta. my votes:

gayest car: subaru forrester. something about it just screams androgyny.

straightest car: h3. big, boxy, wasteful, and totally irresponsible. over-compensatory masculinity at its finest.

best ass: 7-Series. just plain sexy.

daveghax

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kracer22 — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:20:58 EST

MINI is pretty gay.. For nice derrier, I like the new MDX. Who the f*ck picked the AUDI for the straightest car.. that front looks uber gay.. I would go with the new MDX for the straightest car.. the grill looks something out of a MAD-MAX movie

kracer22

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Cache — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:20:47 EST

well since when is a f150 a car I thought it was a truck, and what's with all the vw hate you yall must have little man going on or some shit...

straightest car by a long shot:

would be either Kit(nightrider)

a delorean (including flux capacitor)

or one of the bad ass electric cars they posted on giz

gayest would be the:

mazda miata

Geo metro

Cache

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elinenbe — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:20:42 EST

Gayest cars: any sort of pickup
Straight cars: any sort of pickup

elinenbe

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717 — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:20:22 EST

What would be a bisexual car then?

717

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ratagoonsplat — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:18:19 EST

All cars are gay. Ride a bike!

ratagoonsplat

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MikeCrobe — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:15:54 EST

Everybody knows that the Real Man's truck is the Dodge Ram. the F in F150 stands for fag and the 150 is the grade like in Jamaican rum 150 proof.

MikeCrobe

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MikeCrobe — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:13:26 EST

Everybody know a the Real Man Truck is the Dodge Ram. the F in F150 stands for Fag and the 150 is the grade like in Jamaican Rum 150 proof.

MikeCrobe

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redkitten — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:10:09 EST

mabronny, 'straight' doesn't mean 'male'.

even if you believe that things such as flowers are strictly feminine, remember than a few female straight persons may eventually maybe happen to drive cars, and even -ouch!- own them sometimes …

redkitten

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Joe Alien — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:07:07 EST

Must be a slow news day.

Joe Alien

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picantel — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:06:55 EST

there are roads in South Africa????

picantel

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IceDreamer — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:59:45 EST

Just trying to help.

IceDreamer

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madderhatter — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:58:54 EST

No mention of a Viper or Z06 ? F-150 = 90 pound weakling >> SRT-10 ! Of course it was mostly all eurotrash rides.

madderhatter

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burtreynolds — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:58:51 EST

To Mr. Renegade Anime Blogger Cory (click on the link): the Prius and the Bug are gay but anime isn't? I guess not if you're a "renegade" anime blogger or maybe you're overcompensating for something.

burtreynolds

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Longshot — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:54:11 EST

I saw the rs4 on the front page and was thinking...Gay? How the hell is an rs4 Gay!?

Longshot

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Sean Harrington — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:52:22 EST

You're... you're right, IceDreamer...

I did grab that mirror...

...the rear view mirror on my large, white Ford F-150 longbed, and determined, yes... I too am gay...

Thank you for that moment of sobering introspection.

Sean Harrington

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zamafir — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:51:46 EST

ditto on the flower holder comment, because vw bundles that ONLY WITH THE BEETLE, the entire brand must be gay, the jetta and t-reg obviously must have as much gay cache as the beetle... erm... right.

zamafir

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bigTrue — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:49:50 EST

So, Cory, basically you're saying everything alternative, smart and hip is gay, while everything oversized, gas guzzling and non-evolving to be straight?

Wow. What a progressive attitude.

Oh, wait, my gay cop cousin drives an F150. Hope that doesn't shake your foundation of what homosexual is too much.

bigTrue

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IceDreamer — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:48:11 EST

If you have to purchase a type of vehicle to prove, substantiate or increase your maleness, then buddy you are gay. SUPER GAY. Your either gay or not. You can't catch it or buy into it. So all this talk about whether a car is gay or not is really just about yourself. Grab a mirror, look deep into it and ask yourself "Am I gay?". Then get a life and stop projecting.

IceDreamer

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Sean Harrington — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:47:03 EST

...and there's cars that are WAY more straight than those listed. That's like a list of the "COOLEST STRAIGHT CARS".

The Crown Victoria is, hands down, the straightest car on the planet, followed closely by ANYTHING from Buick or Oldsmobile.

And where is the Toyota RAV4 or Pontiac Solstice? Those are both easily "gay" cars, yet nowhere to be seen.

Sean Harrington

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burtreynolds — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:47:00 EST

People who care about whether cars are gay or not are gay.
It's my first time logging in so I don't know if I'll make the cut but this comment has to be at least as amusing as the guy who said "south africans don't know shit about shit." That was hilarious.

burtreynolds

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PorpoiseSmegma — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:46:58 EST

I'll bet that everyone of the faggots that dogged on the Jessica Simpson post drives one of the cars in the "gayest" catagory...

PorpoiseSmegma

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Corydorf — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:42:53 EST

The winner of gayest car, by a HUGE margin:
Toyota Prius
You'll never see any self-respecting red-blooded man caught in one of those.
Of course, the VW bug is bad too.
VW is all over the gay, and I think Scion does a good job too, based on the owners I know.
I think the straightest car is an F150, they're pretty much as good as you can get.

Corydorf

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Matty — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:38:41 EST

Nice stereotyping...

Matty

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kevina — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:36:34 EST

liveallnight: the A4 and RS4 have very different personalities

kevina

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Toneman — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:35:48 EST

G35 has a nice ass.
And I agree that VW is dedinitely NOT straight.

Toneman

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kevina — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:34:24 EST

Best rear: Audi TT, 8C Competizione, Z4 Coupe (concur), Audi A8
Gay: 5 Door Rabbit, SLK
Straight: Shelby GT500, RS4 (concur), Ford GT

kevina

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flareak — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:34:18 EST

undoubtedly the most retarded poll ever conducted. Which cars are gayest I think? none. Which cars are straightest? none. Which have the best ass.. I'd give that to the IS250. Gayest website: Wheels 24. Seriously, I wouldn't give a frak what another person thinks about whether or not my car were gay or straight.

flareak

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liveallnight — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:32:43 EST

Last time I drive through West Hollywood I saw more A4s than I thought were imported to the U.S. I'd say the A4 belongs on the other list.

liveallnight

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liveallnight — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:32:14 EST

Last time I drive through West Hollywood I saw more A4s than I thought were imported to the U.S. I'd say the A4 belongs on the other list

liveallnight

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ibelli — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:29:45 EST

South Africans don't know shit about shit.

ibelli

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Colonel35 — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:26:05 EST

All wrong.

Gayest car: Beetle convertible http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2003/08/26/167518.1-lg....

Straightest "car": Hummer H1 http://www.h1source.com/mountaintop_800x600.jpg

Colonel35

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Harbl — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:24:16 EST

Audi S8 or BMW 7-Series (Bangle butt FTW) for best ass.

Harbl

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Dystopos — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:23:21 EST

Gay: Volkswagen Passat, Nissan Frontier, Mazda Miata
Straightest: Acura TL, Ford F150, Cadillac STS
Best Rear: Acura TL, Honda Civic, Toyota Prius

Dystopos

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snerses — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:23:11 EST

I'm confused at how the Jetta got on the straight list and the BMW 3 series got on the gay list, the latter by such a resounding amount. Yes, it's "cute" but at least it packs a punch and lots of cute girls drive them. The Jetta, on the other hand, is ugly and gutless.

snerses

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slickrick2k1 — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:22:25 EST

^ x2

slickrick2k1

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mbaronny — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:16:57 EST

I say the poll is BS. A VW car is considered "straight"?!

We're talking about VW, right? The same company that has a car with a place to put a flower.

The only people who drive Volkswagens are people with boyfriends.

mbaronny