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German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

condoms — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:39:05 EDT

How the hell do u take the condom off?????

condoms

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

haastyle — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 22:03:40 EST

I think this will be the best condom ever because I can finaly spray on my balls too. Yeah, "no more liquid on the balls".

haastyle

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

dingerballs — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:02:39 EST

I wonder if it will fit in my wallet!

dingerballs

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

noen — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:50:40 EST

Wow, apparently a lot of you kids either don't have much protected sex, or just don't care about your personal hygene very much.

I'd use this stuff in a heartbeat, for one reason: Comfort.

I HATE wearing condoms because it removes all the feeling during sex. Does the same thing for women too. Being able to spray it on would keep the feeling (no CRAZY constriction) and offer the same protection.

Plus it couldn't be any more expensive than the insane cost condoms currently sell for.

noen

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

kurleegurl — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:34:26 EST

One word ladies and Gents.."BackFire" ouch!!!

kurleegurl

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

kurleegurl — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:32:46 EST

One word ladies and gents..."BackFire"

kurleegurl

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

silversurfersg — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 17:25:34 EST

what if u have to pee afterwards

silversurfersg

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Jack Loftus — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:11:14 EST

You want real birth control? Just let a girl catch you reading Gizmodo.

BAM! I'll be here all the week. Don't forget to tip your waitress (no pun intended).

Jack Loftus

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

dvddesign — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:49:33 EST

As someone who used liquid latex in costume design, this is a stupid idea. Practicalities and ease of use aside, latex fucking hurts when it adheres to body hair, and NO ONE is naturally hairless down there so just about everyone will get a nice little taste of hair removal using this product. I had to rip out all the hair on my arm and hand the first time I tried applying latex without any covering. The hair on your knuckles? That shit hurts like crazy getting pulled out.

And I needed to apply this to my head and face for the costume.

I'll stick with a pack of condoms. They may not be as fun to put on, but the ripping of the body hair and accompanying pain is not worth it.

dvddesign

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

worldcoast — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:31:24 EST

This could have applications in water-proofing weapons and other objects temporarily. I don't think I'd trust my weapon to it though. It's hard enough getting hardened maple syrup off the boys.

Don't ask.

worldcoast

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

senrabekim — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:57:56 EST

Well this gives 'solvent abuse' a whole new dimension.

senrabekim

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

SrsRevo17 — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 23:53:39 EST

Remember that one sec condom video Giz posted a while back? Wouldn't that be the fastest?

SrsRevo17

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

grudgeMeNot — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:32:46 EST

finally a condom to wear when willy is sleeping....

grudgeMeNot

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

huginn — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:43:57 EST

Might be a life saver for the tiny percent of us that have troubles actually fitting into over the shelf normal-large sized condoms. Even the online order ones are a serious squeeze to me now...

huginn

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Terp4Life — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:10:29 EST

Why not buy a can of liquid latex and dip your schlong in it? Screwdrivers ... peenies ... they're all the same! Oh yeah, almost forgot ... BOLD.

Terp4Life

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

nzruss — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 15:05:34 EST

Hey Barkingart, I've heard you can decrease sensitivity by rubbing a little preparation-H on the inside of your condom....

You'll go all night.

nzruss

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Kendra — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 15:02:09 EST

On the bright side, you could probably use it for speed-waxing.

No back hair! In 1 minute or less.

Kendra

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Munch the BanNail — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:38:53 EST

I'm thinking that whoever told this guy the old addage 'If you build a better mousetrap, people will beat a path to your door' left out the word 'better.' There's no way that I'm going to apply some untested goo to my tallywhacker, and hope that the baby batter is deflected from its mark! Cap'n Donger is supposed to be the applier of untested goo, not the applyee...

Another concern - is that thing going to blow off like one of those water-powered rocket toys when I deploy my soldiers? Or worse yet, is it going to force them to 'retreat?' Ouch!

I'm sticking with the good ol' 'latex windsock' models (instead of sticking to the new spray-n-pray, version). That stuff must have been invented by a disgruntled lesbian!!

Munch the BanNail

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

gadzooks — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 13:58:53 EST

This will never get approved by the FDA, which is a real shame.

gadzooks

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

barkingart — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 13:54:38 EST

How about using it as a condom repair kit? Just think of the increased mileage and savings ;)

Also, spraying it on an existing condom could increase strength and decrease sensitivity, if needed. Tally HO!

barkingart

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

pyrokotik — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 13:50:00 EST

um... no way, i might use it to spray on an inturder's or assailant's face, but no way is that going near my jibba jabba

pyrokotik

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

aec007 — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 13:20:46 EST

Hey this could be FUN !!! at least for the girls...

Picture this... You spray on a little too much and you get it in you pubes and nuts...
When you are done doing the wild thing you try to remove it but you can't because you are stuck and have a rubber jungle of pubes in your nuts...
You pull anyway...
The neighborhood is awake by the screams of a raving mad cat. (AKA you... the one with the nuts on fire and mohawck pubic mullet look)

Your girlfriend/wife will most likely say:
- Honey, That's how bikini line hair removal feels...

Uhmmm...No Thanks....

aec007

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

groverdog — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:43:34 EST

I keep seeing images of Howie Mandel with the rubber glove over his head...

groverdog

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

CafeRacer1200 — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:41:45 EST

I could see giving my cat a festive tail with this stuff but no way am I going to put it on my John Thomas.

CafeRacer1200

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Grifter — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:24:33 EST

I think I would rather keep a condom in my pocket than a big spray can. I think spraying a cold solution onto my member would just bee a mood killer. Plus I am just a bad aim when I am wanting to get my groove on. Now if they had a roll on version it might actually help in the awakening if I had like a fat, fuglee or butterface. Then we may have something here!!!

Grifter

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Duke — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:03:20 EST

Will it hold up to reuse or do you need a nother coat...

Duke

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

criticalmatt — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:59:49 EST

Just thinking outside the box here, but it could be used to cover, um holes, also. Very nice for that overnight in the drunk tank at the county lockup.

Seriously, though, it looks like it would be better suited as an emergency bandage like liquid bandaids, depending on how quickly it set.

criticalmatt

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

gizmofo — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:54:33 EST

Can you imagine showing up on a date carrying a can of this stuff? Then we'll see the jumbo cans at Costco. Oh man...

gizmofo

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

ElPresidente408 — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:36:56 EST

Looks like the outside serves another purpose when the spray leaves the man impotent

ElPresidente408

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Pyper — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:33:04 EST

what if you spray some of this on your pubes during application? I can see removal being an extremely painfull prrocess.

Pyper

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Trance-Addict — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:32:51 EST

Finally a condom that will fit my freakishly large abnormal cock.... seriously I see no use for this unless your a latex gimp and want to seal your body in latex.

Trance-Addict

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

cbb — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:32:45 EST

Directions:
Spray on generously after penis is erect (hard), taking care to completely cover organ with gooey tar-like substance.
Quickly pinch a half to 1 inch "go large" reservoir tip, during Holidays form reservoir into Santa hat or snowman shape for extra fun.
If you partner requires extra stimulation, take pencil or similarly shaped object and bang out ribs into shaft portion of product.
Proceed to sex, if you feel the Spray-On break, stop immediately. Apply more product before continuing.
After ejaculation and before penis gets soft, soak in boiling water then remove carefully with putty knife.

Warning:
Drugs and alcohol may affect your judgment, do not use Spray-On if you have consumed a case of beer or 6-10 shots of tequila.

cbb

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

mthrndr — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:28:25 EST

Why use this when you have Pronto Condoms
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcqRSfYUfYI

mthrndr

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

auricom — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:21:01 EST

whaaaatttt? spray-on Dubble Bubble Yum?

attention blondes!! This dual function wonder works like magic!!
Directions:
1. Spray into mouth
2. Let your bf (or cousin in TX, brother in UT) "get happy". When finished,
3. Chew it like you mean it! oh the fun.

auricom

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Rockyhead — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:16:46 EST

Easier to use?...Huh? Half the fun is having her put it on. I don't need to worry about ease of use

Rockyhead

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

GeoffreyM — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:11:20 EST

This is just another example of theory and reality having nothing in common.

GeoffreyM

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

bmg50barrett — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:08:32 EST

i can see this being applied to other situations. No tjust sexual. What if they developed some sort of fire retardant spray, or anti-radiation type stuff? you know, spray on clothes and protects you from minor radiation?

I work in a Fusion Reasearch Plant, so this would be good for me....lol

Lethal radiation is always a concern...

bmg50barrett

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Geisrud — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:59:05 EST

What's so hard about putting on a condom?

And another thing...does this thing have some built in lube or nonoxynol-9? Dry latex would be mighty painful for all parties involved.

Geisrud

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

clum1 — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:48:39 EST

I hate to ruin a book for anyone, but a Ben Elton novel from a few years ago featured this as a futuristic product. Not to give away the denouement but "suffocation", "death" and "villain" are words used in the final chapters...

clum1

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

nzruss — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:46:42 EST

Another very effective spray on contraceptive is Mace. It is generally applied by the woman to the mans eyes. Works a charm.

nzruss

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

deitiphobia — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:41:20 EST

The stupidest idea I've ever heard of. I would no sooner trust this product than tying a squirrel skin to my weiner.

A condom is not the sort of thing you want to take expiramental chances with.

deitiphobia

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Streich — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:38:37 EST

I wasn't sure if "NEC Tag Cellphone Concept: Malleable Smart Rubber" was the title for this article, or the next one...

Streich

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

edd — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:32:50 EST

If I remember rightly liquid latex is difficult enough to get of your arms due to the hair. I hate to think what they will do to some one if it gets in your merkin.

edd

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

wikkit — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:32:38 EST

Condoms are typically electrostatically tested for pinhole defects. I see a huge oppurtunity here for improper application leading to pregnancy and disease transmission (as well as the potential to miss and coat everything in sight with liquid latex).

Interesting idea though.

wikkit

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Falconfire — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:31:37 EST

um and the more important aspect... where the hell is all the semen going when you blow your load? For those of us who um "go large" I could easily see this bursting... which can be a very bad thing.

Falconfire

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

StackyBotrus — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:30:03 EST

So instad ofpre-thinking and getting a real condom ready, you have to use some aresol can filled with who ever the fuck knows - IM sure its quite warm when it hardens, too... then you have to peel it off with a canopener.

Ew.

StackyBotrus

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

djheath — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:24:37 EST

Wouldn't it be like taking a cold shower when you spray this baby on?

And what happens when you grab the deodorant instead of this? -
"Mmm yeah baby, Ooo you like that. Hold on a second hun, I just need to.....!

*Pssssshhhhh*

"Mmmm tingley... err..... WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

djheath

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Erzengel — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:14:23 EST

"is that you spray-on condom in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Erzengel

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

TerryinSt.Paul — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:14:09 EST

What about the reservior? Just where are all the "reservior dogs" supposed to go?

TerryinSt.Paul

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

voltron80 — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:12:48 EST

I can't really picture this working effectively. Even if I could, sounds painful to take off.

voltron80

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

greysky — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:09:22 EST

i hope it doesn't disapear like a post on the Giz

greysky

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

greysky — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:07:33 EST

I guess the phrase "you missed a spot" takes on a whole new significance

greysky

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

Neil.Will — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:06:13 EST

Its not the putting on part I'm concerned about. It's the "how do I remove this non-watersoluble adhesive!?!"

Also could be fun to spray into someone's eyes when they're sleeping. :O

Neil.Will

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

begemot — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:04:53 EST

Honey, don't spray it too fast!

begemot