If you thought
The 40 Year Old Virgin was just a hilarious movie with no basis in reality, get a load of this: it's an eBay auction for
$34,500 worth of
Star Wars action figures. Why get rid of what's clearly the product of a lifetime worth of being a creepy shut in? Well, "THIS IS A BIG STEP I'M TAKING IN ORDER TO MOVE ON AND ACOMPLISH A NEW PLAN I HAVE FOR MY FUTURE." In other words, he's dating a woman who runs a "Sell It On eBay" store and he's selling it all so she'll finally sleep with him. Check shots of the goods below then hit the jump for more details on the auction.
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