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FSJ Shutdown Drama Both Fake and Real

Fake Steve confirmed that his "talks with Apple" about shutdown were fake, in a roundabout way, but slightly more direct for those not quick enough to get it the first time. [Fake Steve]


Another interview of Fake Steve Jobs AKA Dan Lyons AKA Fake Steve AKA Dan Lyons...over at [Wallstrip]


Fake Steve Jobs says there might be an iPhone SDK being released the week of Oct. 15. Is he just making crap up or does Dan Lyons actually know something? Likely not, but who knows what his Fake Steve persona has access to. Also, Lam and Diaz are...


Video: Jobs Says "Fake Steve" is "Pretty Funny" and Other Semi-Revelations

You like the Steve Jobs? You hate the Steve Jobs? We gave you the textier version yesterday, now here's a clip of his All Things D appearance, in full technicolor moving picture, for you to comment on in your own special way. – Wilson Rothman


Fake Steve Jobs has personally tested the OhMiBod iPod vibrator, and gives it his highest endorsement. [The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs]


The Best iPhone Wannabe Yet, from Sugarcat Cakes

This is an iPhone Cake. For the Steve that is Fake. Did it take a long time to Make? I dunno, I'm not very good in the kitchen. [PhotoBucket via The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs]


Fake Steve Jobs Planning Real Tour

So in today's news of the strange, Fake Steve Jobs, also known as the real Forbes editor Daniel Lyons, is planning a San Francisco book tour...wait for it...as the mock turtleneck-wearing alter ego. To promote his new fictional book oPtion$: The...


Sadly, the iBoob Breast Implant MP3 Player Won't be Fast-Tracked by Fake Steve Jobs

Fake Steve Jobs, aka Forbes Editor Dan Lyons, may regard the tongue-in-cheek idea of a breast implant MP3 player as "shameful sexploitation"—but if it actually existed, it could be the next big thing for Apple. Associating breasts with your...


Video: Fake Steve Jobs Professing Love for Linux

It's easy to forget, reading the addictive prose, that Fake Steve Jobs is a fictional character. And Dan Lyons a Forbes Editor with a entirely separate persona. That becomes clearer when you watch the author of the Freetard-hating FSJ profess his...


Real Fake Steve Jobs Mock Turtleneck, Made from Cotton, Not Harvested Chest Hair of Sacked Apple Engineers

There are three important differences between this turtleneck and those his Steveness actually wears: First, it is slightly cheaper (we suspect). Second, it has the words "Hello my name is Fake Steve Jobs" printed in large, friendly letters on a...


Conde Nast Backs Up Fake Steve Jobs in Fight with Real Steve Jobs

When Fake Steve Jobs, the anonymous blogger who parodied the real man, was asked to cease and desist, he asked for a sugar daddy to keep the site going. After only a few weeks, Wired News emerged as the lucky sponsor. I wonder how much he sold his...


Vid: Woz Gifting the Black Apple Turtleneck to Fake Steve Jobs

newVideoPlayer("fakestevewoz.flv", 475, 288); At Kepler's bookstore in Menlo Park, minutes from Apple campus, Fake Steve Jobs just finished a great book reading. And Woz introduced him and gifted him a black mock turtleneck, official uniform of...


Free Steve Jobs T-Shirts

Wait, wait, they're not free as in beer. I mean free as in liberation.


Fake Steve Declares All Other Handset Makers Dead

"BlackBerry is dead. Microsoft is dead. Windows Mobile is dead. Amazon is dead. Kindle is dead. Nokia is dead. Motorola was already dead but now they are even more dead. Google's Android is dead. Samsung is dead. LG is dead. Sony is dead....


Fake Steve Jobs' Photo With a Fake ThinkPad Reserve

There's now a photo floating around that allegedly pictures Fake Steve Jobs holding a special edition, leather-bound Lenovo ThinkPad Reserve. Why this matters, I don't know. But the thing is that some people believe is real and we are going to say...


Photographic Evidence that Fake Steve Jobs isn't a Robot

OMG Fake Steve Jobs! Here's a picture of him, the only one known to exist, which gives us many clues. Clue #1: he has hands. Clue #2: he's married. Clue #3: he likes to wear hats that advertise sports teams he follows. Clue #4: he's dumb enough to...


Fake Steve Jobs More Relevant Than The Real One?

Yesterday, in the CNN Money/Business 2.0 poll "Who Matters Most", Fake Steve Jobs was ranking higher than the real Steve Jobs.


The Hunt For Fake Steve Jobs

I'm not part of the hunt, but I can't stop thinking about who Fake Steve is, even if I don't really want to know.


Lenovo Parodies MacBook Air Ad For X300

Most parody videos are lame in the sense that they take one joke and stretch it to 60 seconds, but Lenovo's one joke actually works when properly executed. Not to spoil anything, but it's a send-up of the MacBook Air in favor of Lenovo's own X300....


Fake Steve Jobs on Android: "It's Not a Phone, It's an Alliance"

Fake Steve's lengthy stream of bile laying waste to the Google Phone isn't simply pure invective, it's actually a mostly well-reasoned indictment of coalitions that trumpets the values of "one vision, one man, one genius." It's worth reading in...



Crazy Popular Asian Blogstar Prefers Fake Chinese iPhone to the Real Thing

This is either the best or worst iPhone review ever. Wendy Cheng is apparently the most popular blogger in Singapore. Before giving her the real iPhone, her producers tricked her into reviewing a Chinese knockoff. But she actually liked the fake,...


iPhone Fakes: A Walk Down Memory Lane

The announcement at long last of the Apple iPhone today marks the end of an era. For well over a year now there has been rampant speculation about Apple's then-rumored foray into the cell phone field, with everyone wondering what kinds of magical...


iPhone Non-News: Suits, Fake Wrist Watches and Non-Impact on Earnings

iPhone UI Cribbed for Watches: It was only a matter of time before someone stole the iPhone UI for a watch. Unfortunately, this product has a video page that says "coming soon" and has the Sony Ericsson Walkman UI on another screen. What we're...


Yahoo Still Yanging Onto Microsoft Deal

Yahoo founder and beleaguered CEO Jerry Yang decided yesterday that it was Microsoft's fault that the merger talks fell apart, even though Microsoft upped its bid from $31 to $33 in order to keep negotiations going. Yang wanted $37 per...


Video Unboxing and Walkthrough of the OLPC XO Laptop

This video's painful to watch at moments, because this couple is about the most indecisive pair of people on earth, like when they epically struggle to name the laptop. But you do get to see everything you get in the XO's box, like a letter from...


I Honor the Place Where the MARK Bookmark and I Become One

Avnish Gautam has designed an amazing concept bookmark that lights up at night and covers the area you're reading. The MARK uses flexible OLED technology on a thin piece of plastic to illuminate the reading area to your preferred brightness. I...


iPod 2 Revealed! I Mean Fake!

Okay, so this is obviously fake, but someone put so much work into it, even concocting a story about keeping their identity a secret, that I figured what the hey—it's always fun to think about. I mean, you it's possible the next iPod could...


What to Expect from Steve vs. Bill (And Who Will Win?)

It seems ridiculous to compare tech moguls to pro wrestlers and prize fighters, but I can't stop.


German Chicks in Bikinis Smashing Gadgets

You have to have a certain special kind of fetish to enjoy watching German ladies in bikinis destroy gadgets with a scowl on their face, but if anyone fits the bill, we're sure they're in our readership.