Oh, my dearest tscheese, I do it all for you.

You didn't say hard.

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The Stranger licked cream off of tscheese's beautiful, swan-like neck, entranced in her fragrance. He needed no name. They were beyond names; their connection was on a cellular level. Cellular as in soft skin cells, anticipating the pleasure ahead, not cellular as in a phone, because that makes no sense.

here is a kick ass recipie from my mom for ginger scones:

ingredients:
3 cups unbleached flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 cup chopped crystalized ginger
1/2 tsp curry powder
5 tablespoons sugar
1 stick of butter cut into small pieces
1 cup buttermilk

mix flour, baking soda, and salt. Add chopped ginger and mix to coat. Add curry powder and sugar. Cut in butter until mixture is crumbly. Add buttermilk. Mix until dough holds together. On lightly floured surface, pat dough to 1/2 inch thickness and cut into desired shapes. Bake at 425 for about 20 minutes. Cool, and EAT!
Hope you enjoy!!

May I please be your sidekick? Like tscheese and the Grater? Or tscheese and the Junior Whiz? Maybe tscheese and L'il Fried Mozzarella Stick? Anything!

Oh, too bad! We'll spill some cheddar on the ground in your honor!

hey, I know it's short notice, but we're having a get-together at Michelle (PilgrimSoul's) place tomorrow night. It was supposed to be a debate party. Now we're just going to make McCain voodoo dolls and get drunk. I'm bringing cheese and sausage platters from Murray's Cheese in the Village. If you want to come, we'd love to see you! Michelle lives near the Atlantic Ave. station in Brooklyn, so you can take the D express there after work and then the 2/3 back to Penn Station aftewards. Oh, and SarahMC is coming from Philly for the occasion!

Also 421 followers? Your awesomeness- it is showing.

Meant to tell you earlier - Jez happy hour tonight at Borough from 6-9p. 12 East 22nd between Broadway amd Park Ave. South.

O, hai guise! I'm in the middle of a move and things are a bit hectic. I'll be back with lulz soon, I promise!

You were so funny on the fart thread. SO funny.