Red_Eye commented on Is It Ever Acceptable Not To Tip At A Restaurant?

"I consider this a customer based pay raise system."

Red_Eye commented on What Are "Collateralized Debt Obligations?" Watch These Champagne Glasses.

"Ok but seriously is the best 'Fix' to fill that second stack of glasses?"

Red_Eye commented on Confronted With Hotel Bills, AIG Says, "This Is Totally Normal!" And "We're Having Another One!"

"Nice, so not only did we taxpayers save the retards who screwed up the companies, we are paying to motivate those left behind watching the golden parachutes drift by."

Red_Eye commented on Bailout passes. 263-171. [CNN]

"Everyone please prepare for the final stages and send you representative a photo of yourself in the traditional Goatce position with you affidavit of readiness."

Red_Eye commented on Bailout Plan Gets Tax Cuts And Other "Sweeteners" To Help It Pass

"Yes, please take my money and invest it in these companies who couldn't make sound enough business decisions to stay afloat!"

Red_Eye commented on Gorton's Wants To Know If You Noticed Anything Fishy About Their Fish Sticks

"The other 60% is Soylent Green.............."

Red_Eye commented on WaMu Fails, Feds Seize It, JP Morgan Buys It, Your Accounts Are Ok

"See everyone who gambled on WaMu Stock lost, and wont be getting squat."

Red_Eye commented on BREAKING: Congress Has A Bailout Plan

"Well the Wootoff ended last night so they had to find something to do!"

Red_Eye commented on Hershey Responds: Consumers Love Our New Fake Chocolate!

"Like I said in my message to Hershey recently ( [www.patentlystupid.com] ) I will NEVER purchase another one of their frankenchocolate products nor any of their other products again. Frankenchocolate SUCK Hershey you can take that to the bank."

Red_Eye commented on Splenda Bad For You, Says Sugar Industry Study

"@TheUpMyAssPlayers: The stevia you're buying must suck."