bruzie commented on Red Dwarf Returns

"Anyone who has a problem with this, well all I can say to them is: STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM! Must stop."

bruzie commented on Red Dwarf Returns

""It's the Bolivian navy on manoeuvres in the South Pacific!""

bruzie commented on The Pyrotechnic Tragedy of Sheffield's Hyperbolic Cooling Towers

"OMG!"

bruzie commented on Johnny Cash's Ghost Will Not Be Endorsing A Presidential Candidate

"An endorsement for McCain by the Naked Cowboy should put him ahead in the polls..."

bruzie commented on TSA's "Checkpoint Friendly" Laptop Bag Policy Starts Today

"@dashielm: If it's something to do with the LCD, maybe we should all start carrying CRTs on board... If it IS something to do with the LCD, start asking why they didn't ask about the LCD on your camera, then ask about the LCD on your phone, then ask about LCD on your watch (if you think that they're still a pretty good idea) I'm thinking a flashmob (with financial backing) is in order - stuff up the TSA's operations for a change."

bruzie commented on Appreciating The Chills: Or, Alan McGee Has A Point For Once

"I don't know much about these guys, but a guy I knew at university had a band and they opened for The Chills in Palmerston North."

bruzie commented on Is the world ready for DJ

"No."

bruzie commented on US Vehicle Miles Traveled Drop 3.7% In May; Experts Think Could Possibly Be Related To Higher Gas Prices Or Something

"Gotta love our New Zealand roads..."

bruzie commented on Sarah Connor Producer Tells io9 The Terminators' Deepest Secrets

"Well to nit-pick (as any proper Sci-Fi geek has to), "mafia" was used in the first season - when Meadow and Tony are driving upstate to look at colleges, she asks her dad if "he's in the mafia", who then goes and finds a used-car salesman to beat up. Which is of course the proper response..."

bruzie commented on Nissan X-Trail Fuel Cell Jumps Nurburgring Shark

"11:58?"

bruzie commented on Wal-Mart Getting Its Own Geek Squad, Courtesy of Dell

"The picture looks like some kind of young Simon Pegg mashup - Shaun driving Nicholas Angel's ride..."

bruzie commented on The Who Playing Harmonix/MTV E3 Concert

"A couple of seasons ago on Top Gear, they did a van review where the boys where shipping The Who's gear from Hyde Park to somewhere else. Fantastic quote from Jeremy Clarkson: "Zak Starkey, unlike his father, is a drummer""

bruzie commented on Transparent Clockwork Desk For the Wealthy Steampunk Aficionado

"Boo with the autoplay."

bruzie commented on Life Deep Beneath the Ocean Floor Bodes Well for Aliens

"It looks like the Planet Scanner from Star Control II (or the OpenSource remake "The Ur-quan Masters") and all that's there is a solitary Organic. Oh well, every little bit counts for the Melnorme..."

bruzie commented on Smart Dog USB Hub Has Four Paws, Four Ports and a Radio

"An "attaboy" for the first person to find a video of this abomination with four (or two) humping-dog USB drives plugged into it..."

bruzie commented on Stylophone, Scourge of Seventies Britain, is Back, Back, BACK!

"When I saw Bowie a few years ago, he dragged his Stylophone out and teased us with a couple of bars of Space Oddity, but he didn't play the whole song. Fantastic concert, too."

bruzie commented on Goldfrapp Plays Follow The Bouncing...Englishman

"Nice crew reflection at 0:43... Sorry, can't help looking for them after watching the commentary for Close Encounters and pointing out the very obvious camera shadow when it zooms in on Baaarrarrarrryyyy..."

bruzie commented on $6,500 Periodic Rings Won't Make You Invisible

"That video is twice as funny because Brett McKenzie (the one that doesn't have the big nose) IS Figwit (and had two lines in RotK)"