MinskyBA commented on Physicists Devise Warp Drive Plans for Traveling Faster Than Light

"I had this idea back in 5th grade at our schools "Invention Convention"."

MinskyBA commented on NASA Proposes High-Tech Fix for Shaking Moon Rocket: Springs

"seriously."

MinskyBA commented on Guy Buys $999 I'm Rich App, Discovers He's Just Dumb

"You know, this could all be on purpose."

MinskyBA commented on Guy Buys $999 I'm Rich App, Discovers He's Just Dumb

"Buyer Be Ware, clown."

MinskyBA commented on Good News: The Air Force Wants a Holodeck

""I can see my house from here""

MinskyBA commented on Large Hadron Collider Might Annihilate Humanity, But it Sure is Pretty

"So what do they use?"

MinskyBA commented on Great Giz Ideas: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

"I've come up with a few others, but didn't think they'd be appropriate..."

MinskyBA commented on Asahi Bartending Robot Will Give You a Drink, Take Your Pride

"@nutbastard: Wouldn't this be the human digital?"

MinskyBA commented on Asahi Bartending Robot Will Give You a Drink, Take Your Pride

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A drinking GAME?"

MinskyBA commented on The Sharper Image Lives, Says "There's Something Big Coming": What Is It?

"Anyone ever heard Drew Carey's 101 Big D!ck Jokes?: My D!ck's so big, Sharper Image is making an announcement about it. @ripfire: Sharper Linens & Things?"

MinskyBA commented on The Phantom Lapboard Is Finally Out

"Wasn't this supposed to be for consoles?"

MinskyBA commented on Million Dollar Olympic Bicycle So Specialized "No Ordinary Person Could Ride It"

"Does no one else see a red Sonic the Hedgehog on the bike? The head-tube has the face of what's probably a lion, but follow the 'hair-line' back through the toptube."

MinskyBA commented on Officially Official: Windows Vista SP1 Is Available... NOW

"Am I slow?"

MinskyBA commented on Sound Gadgets Get On Your Nerves When Darkness Falls

"Let the games begin!"

MinskyBA commented on Scientists Looking for the Force Finally Put CERN's Large Hadron Collider to Good USe

"@mfaerber: Science, being 'something', would have some non-0K temperature..."

MinskyBA commented on Scientists Looking for the Force Finally Put CERN's Large Hadron Collider to Good USe

"This is all well and good, but it'll be another 10 years until they discover the Schwartz."

MinskyBA commented on Finally, a 5.5-Terapixel Camera With a Cartoon Duck On It

"Now we can almost catch pictures of the Loch Ness monster in extreme hi-fi."

MinskyBA commented on Finally, a 5.5-Terapixel Camera With a Cartoon Duck On It

"COMMENT REJECTORS: why do you hate me so?"