Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Microsoft's 'Mojave' Bait-And-Switch Vista Experiment Video

"And hearsay gets pwned. "...like accidentally installing an XP printer driver and not being able to print." LOLWUT?"

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on 90210 iPod nano Will Make You the King Duderino

"Why was that girl that played Andrea even on the show?"

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Zune Guy Looks Even Creepier with an iPod touch

"@xint: Thirded. Looks like he's had too much CAKE, to me."

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on John Carmack: Exclusive iPhone Game to be "Graphical Tour de Force"

""The iPhone, as a device, is in the same generation power-wise as the PS2 or Xbox."

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Dumbell Shaped Sports Bottle Gives You a Thirst Quenching Workout

"And of course, working with those 1 pounders will totally get you ripped."

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on 4-in-1 Webcam May Have a Little Too Much Functionality

"Anytime I see their brand I'm reminded of either Marlon Brando or Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator with electrolytes. But what if you like dancing, sweaty cam-skanks?"

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Cucku Social Backup Stores Your Data With Your Friend, Your Friend's Data With You

"@Carmen turns 19 tomorrow!!!: Apparently there is porn aimed at taking the average woman's perspective and catering to those tastes."

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Beautiful Video of Virgin Galactic's WhiteKnightTwo

"In Related News: Competing project, Busted Hymen Prophylactic's BlackMagnumOne claims that they'll get in you in space too."

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Cucku Social Backup Stores Your Data With Your Friend, Your Friend's Data With You

"@Carmen turns 19 tomorrow!!!: Factor in the slouch and yeah he's got a bigger cup size."

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Cucku Social Backup Stores Your Data With Your Friend, Your Friend's Data With You

" Well, it looks you inadvertently backed-up some man-boobage to Chris as well."

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Innovative Microwave Material Helps Cook Food Twice As Fast So You Can Get Back To Being Lonely

"Fucks yeah, now I can make my Top Ramen in half the time!"

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Warner Bros. Delays Dark Knight Piracy for 38 Hours, Deems it Success

"@nutbastard: You want him dreaming in your bed?"

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Apollo Astronaut Claims Asteroid-Nuking Missile Program Is Front For Weaponizing Space

"Regardless of to-nuke-or-not-to-nuke, shouldn't an Armageddon scenario be handled internationally anyway?"

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Amazon Watcher Auto-Orders Items When They're In-Stock

"I'm still wondering why the Amazon site itself hasn't implemented this."

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Up: New Pixar Movie Has Us Completely Puzzled

"99 Luftballons?"

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Working Scissor Cufflinks Are For Wealthy Cutters

"The life of a millionaire is SO hard."

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Steve Jobs Says He Doesn't Have Cancer (And Why It's Not Your Business Anyway)

"Full Disclosure: I've got V.D."

Captain Bringdown is Berserker commented on Give Tech Support or Grab Files Remotely on any System

"@ICEBreaker: Then you must have a shitty local network clogged with traffic (or just poor quality hardware), used poor/underdeveloped software, machines that don't have sufficient memory and/or didn't bother to tweak the server/client settings so that they don't insist on the highest image quality."