BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Sarah Palin has a 93.8 percent approval rating -- on eBay

"Only 93.8? (in high, wavering voice) I wouldn't purchase from her."

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on NBC dumps Microsoft Silverlight after Olympics

"I watched the olympics with no problems on the web site."

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Best Semi-Naked Superhero Transformation Scene with Onigiri [NSFW]

"hostess cupcakes and sprite, who knew"

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Starbucks New "Perfect Oatmeal" Loved By Cat

"you can buy a ten pack of instant oatmeal for under three dollars...oh wait this is Starbucks clientele, carry on."

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Starbucks New Healthy Breakfast Tasted, Opinions Formed

"damn it, made a typo!"

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Starbucks New Healthy Breakfast Tasted, Opinions Formed

"But do you have o order this food with those out of hip euro descriptions?"

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on "Dollar Or More" Store Apparently Doing Better Than "99 cents Or Less" Store

"no one wants to enter a store by entering it's rear."

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Friday Consumerist Flickr Pool Finds

"@Git Em SteveDave is starlost: That does not help...eww"

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Tropicana: Our 100% Juice Could Contain "Anything From Nature," Even Dairy

"feces, hair, fur, bug parts (may include wings, legs, antenna and other natural components) spit, sperm, pee....ok, I'm never eating/drinking packaged products again...ok after I finish this glass of OJ, then never again."

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on PedEgg Works

"Fish Pedicure cures all."

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Rogue Sandwich Delivery Guy Wants To Tell World Not To Buy Chips

"@battra92: Don't forget the Saratoga water in the blue bottle."

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Want That Hot Restaurant Reservation? Ask With A European Accent

"here's a photo [abcnews.go.com]"

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on The Mystery of iPod Nano Spy Photos

"copper is convincing."

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Carter's Tagless Baby Clothes Causing Rashes?

"I'm sure it has nothing to do with the cadmium they use in the ink."

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Looking For Great Deals? Try The Local Pawn Shop

"Times are tough when Paul Bunyan is hocking items."

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Unconfirmed: An Actual Picture of the New iPod Nano

"Hope the touch egts some rounded edges, always thought the edges were too sharp."

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Condom Dispenser Sets the Bar Too High

"Hell, why stop there."

BiZarRroBALlmeR commented on Google Chrome: Anatomy Of A Logo

"@nutbastard: *Homer Simpson drool sound bite*"