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LOS ANGELES, California (Agencies) — Hello Kitty, actress, astrophysicist and acclaimed author of the play I Can Has Pink Cheezburger, has been found dead in her Los Angeles apartment on Tuesday, probably because of an accident with a home appliance and drug overdose. LAPD, however, is not ruling out other possibilities:
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Hello Kitty Found Dead, Charred in Los Angeles
LOS ANGELES, California (Agencies) — Hello Kitty, actress, astrophysicist and acclaimed author of the play I Can Has Pink Cheezburger, has been found dead in her Los Angeles apartment on Tuesday, probably because of an accident with a home appliance and drug overdose. LAPD, however, is not ruling out other possibilities:
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gadgets
Hello Kitty Gallery and CES 2008 Booth Tour
We [heart] Sanrio's Hello Kitty lineup. They didn't have anything as innovative as last year's lady shaver on display. Instead, the Kitty seems to be going emo, with a line of sweet matte black music devices. A full gallery of the booth and all its wacky goodness is after the jump... More »
do not want
There's something not quite right about this girls' eyes. No, it's not the emo makeup or stupid hair coloring, although those are pretty bad. It's… oh my god, it is. She has Hello Kitty contact lenses. We're through the looking glass here. Take a closer look, if you dare.
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Hello Kitty Contact Lenses Shake Me to the Core
There's something not quite right about this girls' eyes. No, it's not the emo makeup or stupid hair coloring, although those are pretty bad. It's… oh my god, it is. She has Hello Kitty contact lenses. We're through the looking glass here. Take a closer look, if you dare.
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death by cute
With previous releases, such as an AK-47 under it's belt, Hello Kitty looks poised to roll out a full army. This time around, some gun-loving nut put together a Hello Kitty-themed AR-15 assault rifle for his wife (how romantic) and posted the finished result on the interwebs for the world to see. It's so cute, it makes me want to shoot something. [Rifle Gear via Mobilewhack]
Hello Kitty Expands Upon Arsenal With AR-15 Rifle
With previous releases, such as an AK-47 under it's belt, Hello Kitty looks poised to roll out a full army. This time around, some gun-loving nut put together a Hello Kitty-themed AR-15 assault rifle for his wife (how romantic) and posted the finished result on the interwebs for the world to see. It's so cute, it makes me want to shoot something. [Rifle Gear via Mobilewhack]
roundup
Afternoon News: Goodbye Netscape, Hello Kitty For Men and More
• A new law in New Jersey willl ban internet sex offenders from the web. But then who will read Gizmodo? [The Register]• AOL will discontinue development of the Netscape browser early next year. RIP Netscape, you were the original IE alternative. [TechCrunch]
• Once upon a time, Google went by the name BackRub. Yuck. [Valleywag]
• A line of Hello Kitty clothing for men will go on sale in Japan next month. If you're looking for me, I'll be scraping my eyes out with rusty nails. [AP]
laptops
Swarovski-embedded Hello Kitty Laptop Makes Us Wince, Groan, then Vomit in Anger
As if adorning an otherwise fine laptop in Swarovski crystals or Hello Kitty logos wasn't bad enough, NEC has made a laptop with both Swarovski and Hello Kitty, making this the worst laptop we've ever seen. Seriously, we're not even going to bother showing you the specs, because if anybody purchases this thing from Japan, we're going to have to revoke their Gizmodo license. We're sorry, but it has to be done. [Far East Gizmos]
gadgets
Hello Kitty Waist Slenderer
Everybody loves a slender waist, and what better way to get one than with the world's most whored out cat? Just slip on the Slender Shaper, flip the switch to "Svelte," and you'll go from a size 6 to a size 2 in no time. Or not, since these things don't actually work. [Tokyo Times]
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Hello Kitty Toilet Paper Dispenser Advances Buttocks Tech
Other than the iPod dock toilet paper speaker we thoroughly tested, there hasn't been any real advancement in the area of ass wiping technology in the past few years. This Hello Kitty dispenser changes everything with its automated dispensing unit that lets you program exactly how many sheets you want for your next wipe—which may sound useful, but doesn't quite account for when you've got hard, rocky poops followed by soft, liquidy ones. But when you slap a Hello Kitty logo and an automated turning mechanism onto something, you're pretty much pounding on the Nobel Prize committee's collective door and asking for the cash. [Kitty Hell]
hello, evil
Casio Exilim 720, Possessed by Hello Kitty
Some Casio Exilim 720's have gotten dressed up by their cruel, older sisters in wuss gear. Rebranded the Hello Kitty Camera, the device still takes 7.2MP pictures, but it's been covered in pink and stickers and evilness. AND during startup, the camera makes weird, gross Hello Kitty noises and shows weird, gross Hello Kitty pictures. For those into weirdness, the Japan exclusive will run you $400. Go pick one up while your friends plan the intervention/your long-term disappearance. More »
9:48 AM on Fri Oct 12 2007
By Mark Wilson
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Latest by Maxwells_Nylon_Hammer: *bashes head against wall* I keep telling you, if you keep reporting this shite, they will keep making it. more »
headphones
The world will end with neither a bang nor a whimper, it will end with a pair of Hello Kitty Bluetooth wireless headphones. Sanrio's Hello Kitty earphones, specifically advertised to enhance your music and video gaming experience, will set you back $135 (15,750 Yen). I definitely wouldn't mind a pair of wireless headphones — I do, however, mind the overly cute kitty on the front. Still, the gadget makes a pretty good, if expensive, gift for the overly effeminate girlfriend. [KittyHell]
Hello Kitty Bluetooth Headphones So Cute They'll Make You Vomit
The world will end with neither a bang nor a whimper, it will end with a pair of Hello Kitty Bluetooth wireless headphones. Sanrio's Hello Kitty earphones, specifically advertised to enhance your music and video gaming experience, will set you back $135 (15,750 Yen). I definitely wouldn't mind a pair of wireless headphones — I do, however, mind the overly cute kitty on the front. Still, the gadget makes a pretty good, if expensive, gift for the overly effeminate girlfriend. [KittyHell]
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We normally watch Fleshbot's Marital Aid Test Kitchen from afar with wonder and disgust, but seeing as they're testing the Hello Kitty Vibrator, we just had to pass their notes along to our readers. After importing a red one in from Japan, Fleshbot found that the HK keychain vibe performed admirably externally, but was too awkwardly shaped to be inserted internally. They reserve their recommendation, in the end, because Kitty's "pleading eyes staring up at you as you pleasure yourself with her" was too much for them to bear. Or bare. [Fleshbot NSFW]
Fleshbot Tests the Hello Kitty Vibrator (Verdict: Great For Hello Clitty, Not So Good For Hello Cooty)
We normally watch Fleshbot's Marital Aid Test Kitchen from afar with wonder and disgust, but seeing as they're testing the Hello Kitty Vibrator, we just had to pass their notes along to our readers. After importing a red one in from Japan, Fleshbot found that the HK keychain vibe performed admirably externally, but was too awkwardly shaped to be inserted internally. They reserve their recommendation, in the end, because Kitty's "pleading eyes staring up at you as you pleasure yourself with her" was too much for them to bear. Or bare. [Fleshbot NSFW]
horrors
If you want to be too full of shame and self-loathing to pull your laptop out in a crowded coffee shop, this Hello Kitty Epson laptop was created with you in mind. Featuring a dizzying pattern all over the case in delightful pink and yellow colors, it's sure to make people question your sanity and taste wherever you go. They're loaded up with a Celeron M 1.73GHz chip, 1GB of memory, an 80GB hard drive and Windows Vista, and all they'll cost you is $1,640 and a few pounds of dignity. [Hello Kitty Hell via Crave]
Epson's Hello Kitty Laptops Will Ensure No One Wants to Steal Your Laptop
If you want to be too full of shame and self-loathing to pull your laptop out in a crowded coffee shop, this Hello Kitty Epson laptop was created with you in mind. Featuring a dizzying pattern all over the case in delightful pink and yellow colors, it's sure to make people question your sanity and taste wherever you go. They're loaded up with a Celeron M 1.73GHz chip, 1GB of memory, an 80GB hard drive and Windows Vista, and all they'll cost you is $1,640 and a few pounds of dignity. [Hello Kitty Hell via Crave]
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Big Head Hello Kitty Fan
Don't let her cute, innocent demeanor fool you, Hello Kitty fan is one tough cookie. Constantly scanning back and forth with her giant black eyes. One false move and she'll gnaw your digits off with her variable speed swirling vortex of doom, that or keep your room 5-10 adorable degrees cooler. [TokyoTimes]
portable media
Apparently cellphone charms aren't enough for the Japanese now, as evidenced by these Hello Kitty iPod Earphone Charms. You read that right, Hello. Kitty. iPod. Earphone. Charms. Let's repeat. Hello. Kitty. iPod. Earphone. Charms. Our heads asplode at its uselessness. [Kittyhell via Techie Diva]
Hello Kitty Earphone Charm - Wait, What?
Apparently cellphone charms aren't enough for the Japanese now, as evidenced by these Hello Kitty iPod Earphone Charms. You read that right, Hello. Kitty. iPod. Earphone. Charms. Let's repeat. Hello. Kitty. iPod. Earphone. Charms. Our heads asplode at its uselessness. [Kittyhell via Techie Diva]
horrors
Hello Kitty Microwave is Your Worst Nightmare
Picture this: you're on a date, it's going really well, and she invites you back to her place for coffee. You're excited; you think things are going great. Then, you get to her apartment and you see that she has a Hello Kitty microwave. Oh, sweet mother of god, no. More »
electrikitty
Hello Kitty. Phone Charger. Cheeks go red when phone is charged. Silly cutesy for $8. Japan. Yes, I think it's some kind of love-hate relationship too. Wait, hold on, let me check it. Nah, it's just hate-hate. Sorry about that. [Ascii]
Hello Kitty Phone Charger Will Not Electrocute Her, Sadly
Hello Kitty. Phone Charger. Cheeks go red when phone is charged. Silly cutesy for $8. Japan. Yes, I think it's some kind of love-hate relationship too. Wait, hold on, let me check it. Nah, it's just hate-hate. Sorry about that. [Ascii]
bad cat
Policemen in Thailand who commit minor transgressions, such as parking in the wrong spot or arriving late for work, are to be punished by the High Priestess of Pink Tat—yes, Hello Kitty. Does it involve BDSM gear Kitty? Brit-Spanking Kitty? No, it's even worse.
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Hello Kitty Used to Punish Thai Police (YES!)
Policemen in Thailand who commit minor transgressions, such as parking in the wrong spot or arriving late for work, are to be punished by the High Priestess of Pink Tat—yes, Hello Kitty. Does it involve BDSM gear Kitty? Brit-Spanking Kitty? No, it's even worse.
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