wut is that?
it's like a mutated shotgun pistol w/ no magazine

I prefer phone spiders, they are more effective.

Zombies are people too.

It's from someone on the Something Awful forums and made using a plastic toy shotgun painted black.

@JamesD - WE know it's just a toy - but do the zombies? Think of it as more of a deterant, like homes with alarm company stickers on the window - but after you break in you realize there actually was no alarm.

And the ironic thing is, the zombies keep going back to the store where they sell these things, because it's something they remember from life.

well mr zombie, it seems we have one left, and while we are at it would you like the buckshot or the slugs?

Just four shells? Has this person not read the Zombie Survival Guide?

I'm glad I don't know the guy. I'd almost feel half bad after he alerts the rest of the zombies in the area of his location.

Give this to me.

I'm totally making that as a going away present for a friend of mine. He'd absolutely love it!

Wheres the lighter and the lock-pick?!?

RE forever!

mjsmitho: like, yeah, where's the 50 bump keys & rubber mallet? and it should be a LARGE pouch of double-ought buck rounds, not just four rounds. jeebus, you only gonna take out FOUR zombies and let the fifth chow down on yer brains? puh-LEEEASE!

@ doofusgumby , a good zombie hunter always keeps one in the breech, even if its stored

four rounds, one in the breach, and dont worry... you'll find more as you go. There's bound to be 5 or 10 rounds on one of the first five zombies you blow away.

Yeah, that's not a zombie kit. [i]This is a zombie kit:
http://www.fbmginc.com/index.php?page=shop.product_details...

Guaranteed for up to 100 zombies.

Aarrh rrrrrghaaa aaarrrraaaaagg!

It's not a Zombie Survival Kit unless it includes a machete.

Studies have shown that the most effective way to dispatch a zombie is to remove its head from its shoulders, and the safest way to remove a zombies head is in one swift, efficient slice.

Machetes. No power, no fuel, portable, silent, and deadly.

mwhahahahaha! now when my minions rise from the abyss i can defend myself should they turn on me!

I guess this means i can finally move my machete from the bedroom back to a more appropriate place, like in between the passenger seat of my car and the cup holder.

Hellooooo???? Where's the chainsaw?

Maybe three shells for the zombies... save the last one for yourself.

This case was actually produced by me on a whim, and the pictures came from a SomethingAwful.com thread where I posted it. I actually made two cases, one of which is currently being sold by the person I gave it to (also on SA), and the one you see there, which broke when I moved to Chicago.

I'm looking into making more, and will be opening a website soon.

u know zombies have feelings too ='(

You guys think this is a friggin joke?? In the end times the dead WILL rise! How many dawg gone zombie movies do you have to see before you realize they are really warnings of the future...survival horror training films really.
Start buying those kits for real and stock up supplies in your bunkers. I was too lazy to finish reading my copy of the zombie survival guide. Going to finish it tonight. =/

Ya I am not paying that much unless there is a real gun in there.