One day I will write my own coffee table book featuring obnoxious calculators from around the world, but until then, we have the Eggulator. The name "Eggulator" is actually the clever amalgamation of the words "egg" and "calculator". The keys resemble eggs.
You know that whatever sweatshop produces these calculators makes the same thing in green and markets them as a "Golfulators", leaving the chick in the bottom corner as a "birdie". And to think, they're only charging $16.99 for this eggciting gift.
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I'd rather have my Casio fx-83ES calculator for half the price. It has pie instead of eggs though.
Please note that the chicken in the corner is NOT functional. It is "for decoration purposes only".
Damned if I'm paying $16.99 for a crippled product.
The golfulator? It's brilliant!
man! thats eggspensive
I find these yolks to be eggasperating.
Someone deserves to be beaten or whipped.
It's okay though Omlette you let you off over easy this time.
"Eggulator" was the customary retort when my parents' grouchy neighbor would catch us smoking in his bushes.
Can I get that with a side of bacon made into a slide-rule?
Fashionable, Funny and useful, why not to buy one??
I´ll buy a few of them for my workmates Axpe France and for others mates from Axpe UK otherwise they`ll get gelous...
It looks like a birth control pill case and I count 28 keys... are you sure this isn't some kind of menstrual cycle calculator? A menstrulator?
Someone else should feel free to chime in with a "chick" key joke.
"What can be more fun than this?" the product page asks. My answer: "nothing."
Look at it this way, at least they didn't call it the Ovulator.
I should buy one and it will breed me more of those calculators to sell.
I give that ribbon cable connecting the two half about 4months of use in the hands of a kid
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