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Lies I Have Told Verizon DSL Support Today

• "I am an IEEE-certified electrical engineer."
• "I would be happy to wait."
• "I have completed all your tests as you requested, including rewiring my house."
• "My secondary phase-coupling array shows a positive electricon flow across my end-to-end wiring."
• "Have a nice day."
• "I am sorry I used the term 'totally assed in my face.'"

10:57 AM on Wed May 25 2005
By Joel
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