This one has us scratching our heads: there's Barbie with the pooper scooper, dutifully disposing of little turds, but what's that in her dog Tanner's bowl, and, uh, in his mouth? That must be one hungry dog. Do I detect a shit-eating grin on his face?
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Slow day is it? It's still pretty funny though. Anyone seen the baby doll that actually craps its diapers? That is nasty right there.
My dog does that all the time.
I saw this on VH1 like months ago...
Latest in barbie toys...you feed the dog the food and the actually POOPS it out and then barbie has to clean it up!
then my friend's gf was all complaining about how that is sexist and how guy toys dont have stuff to clean up after dogs.
those are Barbie's heroin balloons.
duh!
I work overnight restocking in a Toys "?" US *please not I don't want to lose my job so im not directly naming the company but yall can guess what it is.*
Anyway, those baby dolls you "feed" then crap their pants, we got really bored the other night and decided to see if it really did, well, one guy crapped himself laughing at the thing.
toymakers should really test the effects of crappy crapping dolls and the reactions of adults viewing the crappy crappiness of said product.
This post just made me laugh hysterically. :)
"That must be one hungry dog."
@BlindsidesDork
Tell your GF that noone says that you can't buy these for a boy. Also tell her that no one is making girls (or boys) play with dolls. The kids will usually (and naturally tend to) gravitate towards toys that fit the *gasp* stereotypes.
Makes one wonder if stereotypes are there for a reason...
The next barbie doll to come out should be a Barbie & Ken Scat fetish duo, ya know, to go along with the shit eating dog
Chocking hazard.... Hello!
And that comment made me laugh.
HAHAHA! I thought the post was the funniest thing I've read in a long time, until I read the comments.
If any kids want to clean up after a dog for 'fun'...they can walk my dog anytime.
Anyone notice that the dog wizzed on the trash can, and Barbie's about to step in it...
This kit is missing the cat litter box full of Fluffy's "Oh Henry bars".
whizzed in a milk bone shape no less.
It would be WAY more funny if Barbie had an elephant. The turds would be the size of her head instead of looking like crappacino flavored TicTacs.
I also like the fact that the dog is looking straight at her ass.
No, Turbo, down - Bad doggie, Bad doggie!
What about "Divorced Barbie"? She comes with all of Ken's stuff too.
GIGO.
what a shitty gift
How do you get the dog to crap? Just shake it around a bunch? Does that work with real dogs too?
Does anyone other than Barbie actually have special a trash bin for dog shit?
Craptastic.
I'd say it's craptacular.
I would say it's crapswome.
Nevermind, thats lame.
What do they feed him? Play-Doh? Do you have to lift the tail? Or does he squat, too?
What if your little cretin like to push it the OTHER way?
It appears to come with toy fetish objects as well. Yellow rope, a blue whip, and a spiky purple mace ball!
I should buy some of these and pass them out to the lazy people who don't pick up after their dogs, when there is a poop dispenser a few feet away.
Hey, some dogs are coprophiliacs. Get used to it.
You just wanted to use the word 'coprophiliac', didn't you...
Anyway, onto more important things. How come poop-a-scoop Barbie's breasts are so small?
in addition to all the hilarity above, i humbly submit that it appears she has a picture of her dog and his shit on her shirt. nice touch.
@Geisrud:
Yeah, and Mexicans are really lazy. And all Jews are actually cheap.
/sarcasm
So the doll eats, and you crap?
The counterpart to this doll is Theresa and Mika, which is a cat with a litterbox, a bag of sand, and a scoopable "clump." The cat litterbox playset was previously released as Kitty Fun Barbie.
My kids wanted this toy so they could feed it tic tacs and Tanner would crap candy ....
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